Jokes By Our Tutors

My social life.
-Stephen Norod

Stephen's social life.
-Chung Do

Why can't Sally go on a swing?
Because she has no arms.

Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Not Sally
-Alison Gomez

Do you know any chemistry jokes?
Na
-Sydney Hammrick

What's a moles favorite food?
Guacamole!
-Sarah Khorramshogol

Wife: Honey can we go watch 50 shades of grey?
Colorblind husband: That's every day of my life Susan
-Sydney Dolan

What sound does a nut make when  it sneezes?
Cashew!
-Metaxia Myseros

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?
Fiancee
-Stephanie Chang

Interesting Facts from our Tutors

Interesting Facts!!

We asked our tutors to tell us an interesting fact that they know. Here are the responses! 

The french name for "I can't believe it's not butter" translates literally to " False butter has entered our home."
-Sydney

Did you know the elephant is the only mammal that can't jump?
-Stephen

Hellen Keller's favorite food was a hot dog.
-Sydney H

Vincent Van Gogh was left-handed
-Alison

The longest time between twins being born is 87 days.

-Katie

Most land snails are hermaphrodites.

-Stephanie

Hitler invented the punchbuggies.

-Rachel 

Intentionally farting on a Prison guard in California can get you up to 11 additional years in prison.

-Metaxia 

Elephants are the only mammal with 4 knees.
-Delaney

If you farted every minute for six years and nine months enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
-Sara

McDonalds in South Korea offers free delivery service 24/7.
-Chung Do

Featured Senior of the Month: Chung Do Kim

This is Chung Do's first year at the Wildcat Writing Center!! When he's not busy studying or tutoring, Chung Do enjoys wrestling, breaking his arm, and eating trail mix. Next time you're at the Writing Center, make sure to say hello to Chung Do!

Chung is straight outta Compton.

2nd Quarter Writing Center Statistics

During second quarter, 235 students came to the writing center. During November, 106 students came to the writing center. In December 78 students came in, and in January, 51 students came in. It is important to consider that 2^nd quarter is filled with vacations and holidays, so it is hard to have a lot of students come into the Writing Center with little time.


This quarter, the writing center did an excellent job of reaching juniors, who made up the leading group of 37%. Freshmen are still being reached, and make up 36% of the total group.  There were more sophomores that came to the writing center, and they made up 18%. Seniors made up 9% of the students that came in to the writing center.

Thanks to everyone who came to the writing center to be tutored!

Slow Walkers

 Something that absolutely gets on my nerves are slow walkers. You're running late to class and the person in front of you just will NOT speed up. I mean come on you're going to be late too. Once when I was rushing to class, someone was walking extremely slow, so I tried to pass her, swinging my arms pretty fast. As I was passing her, my elbow hit her in the stomach and I was horrified. I mumbled a quick "Sorry" and ran to class. You see if you don't want me to elbow you in the stomach DO NOT walk slow. Honestly why would you do that to your self. Pretty much everyone hates slow walkers, do you really want everyone to hate you? Then walk faster because I definitely can't stand you if you walk slow. Unless your leg is broken and you have to limp and take up hallway space and time, there is no need for your legs to cycle so slowly. 

- Someone who hates slow walkers

February Book Recommendation

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE

February is the month of love. And what book is better suited for this theme than Jane Austen's classic novel Pride and Prejudice?

Recommendation made by: Michelle Song

Synopsis*:

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife." Thus memorably begins Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice, one of the world's most popular novels. Pride and Prejudice—Austen's own 'darling child'—tells the story of fiercely independent Elizabeth Bennet, one of five sisters who must marry rich, as she confounds the arrogant, wealthy Mr. Darcy. What ensues is one of the most delightful and engrossingly readable courtships known to literature, written by a precocious Austen when she was just twenty-one years old.

Humorous and profound, and filled with highly entertaining dialogue, this witty comedy of manners dips and turns through drawing-rooms and plots to reach an immensely satisfying finale. In the words of Eudora Welty, Pride and Prejudice is as "irresistible and as nearly flawless as any fiction could be."

*Synopsis provided by: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/pride-and-prejudice-jane-austen/1116668146?ean=9781593082017



Valentines Day Ideas: Writing Themed

Valentines Day Gifts

In honor of Valentines Day, we have come up with some writing related presents that you can get your honey.

Aqua Notes

This present is ideal for a person that gets their best ideas in the shower! Aqua notes are waterproof  post-its that stick in the shower so that you can record your best shower ideas. You can buy it here.

Fisher Space Pen Bullet Chrome Finish

With its reflective sheen, this pen will catch anyone's eyes. This pen can work at any angle, so you wont have to worry about the pen not working. You can buy it here.

Be Bold or Italic, Never Regular Throw Pillow

A perfect accessory to any home, this pillow will show your love for writing. This product is hand-sewn, and at 16 by 16 it is the perfect size to fit into any assortment of furniture. You can buy it here.

Shakespeare Action Figure

For the child in you, the William Shakespeare Action figure is the ultimate gift to let your imagination soar. Whether Willy Shakes is writing a play, or riding a dinosaur, you will have endless hours of enjoyment. You can buy it here.

On Writing By Stephen King

On Writing is an award winning book comprised of all the tools that every writer needs to create a masterful story. Written by Stephen King, the book is a combination of his memoir, and the tools neccessary to succeed in writing. As King talks about his recovery, he alludes to how writing has helped him truly live. You can buy it here.

Katana Bookends

Bookends are needed to keep any bookshelf immaculate and orderly. These bookends will catch anyone's eye, and they are effective too! You can buy them here.

Press-On Nails

Printed like a composition notebook, these adorable press on nails are the perfect accent to any outfit. The website is even having a sale right now, so you can get them for 20% off with code LAUNCH20. You can buy them here.