Stephen's Love Advice: Promposals

Dear Stephen,

I don't know how to ask a girl that I like out to prom. Do you have any ideas or advice?

From, Lovestruck Loser

Here are some of my best ideas.

• Dress up as Winnie the Pooh and say "I'm Winnie the Pooh. Prom?"
• Let's have one hellUVA time
• (For a girl name Lynn) I would be Lynnsane not to go with you
• Dress up as a burrito and say "Prom would be Rice"
• I'll treat you better than the CVHS girl's bathroom
• You're more exciting than my honey sandwiches
• Let's make bird calls together.
• Tic-Tac-Toe. Give me an X. Give me an O. Come to Prom?
• *Falls from second floor to first floor* "I literally just fell for you. Prom?"
• "P is for prom and P is for perfection, go to prom with me and I'll show all my affection!"
• P is for prom not for PF Changs, go with me and you'll end up saying "DAAAANG"
• Hey are you a geek  because your eyebrows are on FLEEK. Prom? 

 Sincerely,                      

Swag Daddy Steve

Stephen's Love Advice: Getting A Significant Other

Dear Stephen,

How can I ask the girl I like out? Girls have rejected me in the past, and I feel that if I can come up with a creative way to ask a girl out, she won't reject me.

Sincerely,All-American Reject

Stephen’s Love Advice on Getting a Significant Other:

If you really want to impress the apple of your eye, show them good qualities like determination and drive by coming to the writing center and augmenting your literary skill.

If you’re trying to score a fresh honey, make sure to send your transcript, resume, and teacher recommendations to her parents. Need help organizing and constructing these? Come to the writing center!

Want a girl/boy to go on a date with you? Persuasive essays are effective approximately 90% of the time. The writing center is effective in helping with these 110% of the time.

Just go to the writing center if you want to impress a doll.

Featured Senior of the Month: Stephen Norod

This is Stephen's first year at the Wildcat Writing Center, but don't let that discourage you, Stephen is a smart tutor who is adept at brainstorming papers. Stephen has taken a wide variety of AP classes including AP BC Calculus, Multivariable Calculus, AP Language, AP Literature, and AP Physics. When he's not busy studying or tutoring, Stephen enjoys hanging out with his friends, and turning up watching Netflix. Check out Stephen Norod in the Writing Center!!

Diligent as always, Stephen reading a book he's not even looking at.