Stephen's Love Advice: Promposals

Dear Stephen,

I don't know how to ask a girl that I like out to prom. Do you have any ideas or advice?

From, Lovestruck Loser

Here are some of my best ideas.

• Dress up as Winnie the Pooh and say "I'm Winnie the Pooh. Prom?"
• Let's have one hellUVA time
• (For a girl name Lynn) I would be Lynnsane not to go with you
• Dress up as a burrito and say "Prom would be Rice"
• I'll treat you better than the CVHS girl's bathroom
• You're more exciting than my honey sandwiches
• Let's make bird calls together.
• Tic-Tac-Toe. Give me an X. Give me an O. Come to Prom?
• *Falls from second floor to first floor* "I literally just fell for you. Prom?"
• "P is for prom and P is for perfection, go to prom with me and I'll show all my affection!"
• P is for prom not for PF Changs, go with me and you'll end up saying "DAAAANG"
• Hey are you a geek  because your eyebrows are on FLEEK. Prom? 

 Sincerely,                      

Swag Daddy Steve

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