Dear Stephen,
How can I ask the girl I like out? Girls have rejected me in the past, and I feel that if I can come up with a creative way to ask a girl out, she won't reject me.
Sincerely,All-American Reject
Stephen’s Love Advice on Getting a Significant Other:
If you really want to impress the apple of your eye, show them good qualities like determination and drive by coming to the writing center and augmenting your literary skill.
If you’re trying to score a fresh honey, make sure to send your transcript, resume, and teacher recommendations to her parents. Need help organizing and constructing these? Come to the writing center!
Want a girl/boy to go on a date with you? Persuasive essays are effective approximately 90% of the time. The writing center is effective in helping with these 110% of the time.
Just go to the writing center if you want to impress a doll.
