Things are going great for the Writing Center! AP week is over, the blog has over 7,000 views, and there has been a steady flow of students coming in. Now to spread the joy, we have compiled a list of jokes. We hope that you can get a laugh out of these.
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares the hell out of their dogs
Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates. They'll kill your dog.
What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.
Attire.
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo.
I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome.
It was pretty bad at first, but, by the end, I liked it.
It was pretty bad at first, but, by the end, I liked it.
What do you call a friendship between punctuation marks?
Commaraderie.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit.
They're usually around 90 degrees.
There are two monkeys in a bath tub.
One says to another: oohoohahah!
The other says: Maybe add a little more cold water.
Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.
Say what you want about deaf people.
I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.
What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale
