Jokes By Our Tutors

My social life.
-Stephen Norod

Stephen's social life.
-Chung Do

Why can't Sally go on a swing?
Because she has no arms.

Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Not Sally
-Alison Gomez

Do you know any chemistry jokes?
Na
-Sydney Hammrick

What's a moles favorite food?
Guacamole!
-Sarah Khorramshogol

Wife: Honey can we go watch 50 shades of grey?
Colorblind husband: That's every day of my life Susan
-Sydney Dolan

What sound does a nut make when  it sneezes?
Cashew!
-Metaxia Myseros

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?
Fiancee
-Stephanie Chang