May Writing Center Horoscopes

• Aries (March 21- April 19)Due to the sun's conflicting position with the Earth, your inner chi is off. Channel you inner namaste in order to resolve conflicting thoughts.                    
• Taurus (April 20- May 20)The collision between Pluto and the sun this month will result in a tumultuous few weeks for you, Taurus. Be sure to take cover from any debris from Pluto.
• Gemini (May 21- June 20)  Venus is in line with Mars this month which means the flowers will be growing in your direction. The flowers will sprinkle pollen on your head, causing severe allergies.           
• Cancer (June 21- July 22)                                                                                              A shooting star will fly across the sky, sprinkling good fortune onto your house. Do not be surprised if you stumble across a $20 bill in your future endeavors.
• Leo (July 23- August 22)A ladybug crosses your line of sight. In order to figure out your future AP Exam score, count the dots on this ladybug. The number of  dots will be reflective of your score.Yes, you can get a 7,Leo.
• Virgo (August 23- September 22)Remember to take time out of your day and smile to appreciate the little things. Happiness is the secret to beauty in life. At least, that's what you tell yourself after the plastic surgery fell through.
• Libra (September 23- October 22)The half moon on the 6th will cast a shadow into your relationship, meaning you will get yourself into some friend drama.         
• Scorpio (October 23- November 22)                                                                            Wow look in the mirror, what do you see? Someone who needs to get their life together. This is a wake up sign, literally.
• Sagittarius (November 22- December 21)As you attempt to overcome struggles in your daily life, look to your family. They are the source of all problems.
• Capricorn (December 22- January 19)Life is about priorities. Focus on what you hold dear. Like your appendages. Those are very important.
• Aquarius (January 20- February 18)Keep away from people that belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that. And not just the midgets.
• Pisces (February 19- March 20)                                                                                 The Stars are in your favor as you find new love in an unexpected area. Pray to cupid that your romantic interest doesn't have a disease this time.                                          

* Horoscope Image credit goes to The Onion.